Tastes Like Chicken!

Mike, Tina and I have been walking Hailey to school in the morning, and Mike enjoyed it so much that he wanted to continue walking while Hailey was on break and on the weekends. We start out at around 6 a.m. when the sun is just starting to come up, and we always see the same walkers. One of the walkers that we see in the morning asked if we had seen the pack of 7 coyotes. I told him that I had seen them one morning, but Mike and Tina weren't with me when I saw them. After we talked to the man, and continued on our walk, Mike mentioned that maybe he should carry his BB gun in case we run into the coyotes. I laughed at him and said, "So you are going to walk down the streets carrying a gun?"
Mike replied, "Yes, what if they try to eat Tina?"
I told Mike I would tell the coyotes, "Take the tall guy, he tastes like chicken!"
I think I hurt his feelings. :}

Anyway our walks are going well and we haven't been eaten by coyotes yet.